decaf.
DECAF?!
You really do just want to punch them and yell, “MOVE BITCH SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT COFFEE!!!”
College? This is a life problem. If you drink decaf and are under the age of 75, buy enough to drown yourself.
I’ll never understand
Could be me being narrow-minded, but what is even the point of decaf? …Then again, I drink coffee not for the taste, but...