1 - All of your midterms are tomorrow. And that paper you haven’t started is due. And you have a presentation. By the way, Starbucks closed early.
2 - Everyone except you remembers who you hooked up with last weekend.
3 - It’s been a month since you’ve done laundry.
4 - You come home for Thanksgiving and realize you can’t stand your family.
5 - When parent’s weekend is on Halloweekend.
6 - Bitches be crazy.
7 - They ran out of beer.
8 - That dumb bitch in discussion who thinks she knows what she’s talking about.
9 - You’re pre-med.
10 - You spent all evening on Tumblr instead of writing a paper.
11 - You forgot what it’s like to shower without flip-flops.
12 - All the cute ones are taken, gay, or in a fraternity.
13 - Recall what you weighed the summer before freshman year. Add 15 to that number. This is your current weight.
14 - Class registration for next semester is at 8am on Sunday. Wake up hungover at noon.
15 - You have to go to class today.
16 - No one wants to be your roommate next year.
17 - You’re out of meals. And money. And Red Bull. And Easy Mac.
18 - Dorm evacuation at 3am because someone burnt their microwave.
19 - “Fratboys” and “sorostitutes”.
20 - Wikipedia isn’t a legitimate source anymore.
21 - You professor never takes attendance except on days you want to sleep in.
22 - You might not see your friends in passing. But if you’re avoiding someone, they WILL find you.
23 - If one person on your floor gets sick, everyone on your floor gets sick.
24 - When your new friends don’t understand your new sense of humor.
25 - Outside in the smoking area. The “regulars” are giving you mean looks.
26 - Awkward mass texts from people you barely know. “HEY WHAT’S GOING ON TONIGHT?”
27 - Your TA will always be sexy. And off-limits.
28 - You live across the hall from your RA.
29 - Your hallmates bring all the boys to the yard.
30 - You’re testing out the Adderall and black coffee diet.
31 - You can’t remember the last time your car was clean.
32 - You are never done with work. It literally never ends. You might think you’re done. But you’re not.
33 - There is never enough vodka. If you think there is, you’re not drunk enough.
34 - You’re the friend that no one likes.
35 - Too lazy to was spoon. Too hungry to put away pudding. Attempt to eat like a giant jello shot.
36 - Acquire jungle juice. Disregard dignity.
37 - Getting sexiled.
38 - Floor-cest.
39 - When you’ve hooked up with at least one person in each of your classes.
40 - Out of beer. Vodka pong?
41 - EVerything in your dorm room is from Target and is either navy blue, magenta, or green.
42 - The amount of student loans you’ve taken out could buy a small yacht.
43 - Tacky wall posters. Everyone has one.
44- You have multiple advisors trying to keep you off academic probation.
45 - Sleep? What is sleep?
46 - Elevator moments with strangers.
47 - At this very moment you are procrastinating.
48 - Drunk encounters with classmates you don’t really know. Awkward eye contact the following week.
49 - You can’t remember what real fruit tastes like.
50 - Drunk conversations with your RA at 3am.
51 - Your roommate left and locked the door while you were taking a shower.
52 - You go to college anywhere but Boston. Just kidding. But really.
53 - When you think you’ll do well in a college class just because you beasted it in high school.